It’s like a twisted form of BASIC. For example, here’s how to count to ten
in lolcode (example program
HAI CAN HAS STDIO? I HAS A VAR IM IN YR LOOP UP VAR!!1 VISIBLE VAR IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE IM OUTTA YR LOOP KTHXBYE
I’m torn between astonishment at the fact that something like this is possible, and astonishment at the fact that someone would sit down and work it out1. But then again, I’ve long suspected that the existence of the internet is proof of a working implementation of the Infinite Monkeys theory (perhaps by means of RFC 2795?). Either that, or of a particularly disturbed emergent intelligence…
I’m also quite amused by the semi-serious discussion on language blogs about the linguistic properties of the lolcat dialect. Perhaps I should suggest an investigation into the possibility of machine translation for lolcat (a Google 20% project?).
What’s next, Lolcat on Rails? ↩